I'm eating a Cookies and Cream bar and I was looking at the wrapper and it gives you instructions on how to open it...it seems like if you can't figure it out then maybe you shouldn't be eating it? Did they actually get hundreds of letters like:
"Dear Hershey,
While attempting to open one of your candy bars I purchased at a local retailer, I tried for hours and hours to open the wrapper with no success. Is there any way that you could give me step by step instructions to prevent this from occurring in the future?"
No, I don't think so. Maybe people just get *SO* excited that they got a Hershey's Cookie and Cream candybar that they can't contain themselves and are shaking with excitement, making it difficult to open? Nope, don't think that's it either, unless it's a little kid, and for one, they don't need to be eating candy bars, and two, they don't know how to read.
I used to say that I'm BEGINNING to lose faith in the human race, but apparently Hershey has lost all faith and hope already...
July 28 2005, 12:29:49 UTC 6 years ago
ive never had a cookies and cream candy bar. as a matter of fact, it's been so long since ive eaten a candy bar that i almost forget what chocolate tastes like. thats sad.
ok i ate a smore yesterday, but you get the point.
July 31 2005, 07:16:39 UTC 6 years ago
...I don't think smores count...or at least I don't count them...but I don't really like smores.
I just ate McDonalds. The dollar menu rocks my socks off, even though I'm not wearing socks. I am drunk though...
MMM...drunk.